i keep seeing posts about lasik on my dash and it reminded me about how one of the reasons why i refuse to do lasik is because im worried itll open my third eye and ill end up seeing paranormal shit that i was never meant to see
Online shop is reopen~!
Will be open for about a week, and then closed for Happy Cute Mart and Ani Revo Toronto!
why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already
his name is Pesto <3
this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS
OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED
Look at him!
Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:
Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:
All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!
He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.
And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!
I need some hoes to believe in me. Fast
Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
i dream of having a regulated nervous system
Eva Gonzalès (French, 1849–1883)
*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
ALTOf course, Dave only gatekeeps in that if you put him in charge of gates he will literally keep them.
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slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn
just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely
i did it.
Yay!
What have you learned about how solitaire works?
FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right.
SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces.
discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible
THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard.
FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard;
FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours
FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose.
SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over
SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun
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